Kate Middleton celebrated Prince George’s christening less than a day ago, so we’re already speculating who he might end up marrying – or not. From Suri Cruise to Harper Beckham to actual princesses, here’s who we’ve got lined up.
Kate Middleton's son is already being billed as one of the world's most eligible bachelors after the Duchess of Cambridge gave birth less than 24 hours ago. A thick head of hair (fingers crossed he'll take after his mum), mountains of money, a palace, Prince William's kind heart and hopefully a dash of Prince Harry's charm - this royal baby is going to become hot property once he's all grown up. But why waste time waiting until his teens (we've waited long enough already) to pick out a future wife?
We're putting forward Harper Beckham; she's already used to running around David and Victoria's Beckingham Palace as well as handling media attention like a pro. Or maybe Princess Estelle Of Sweden. She's a dead ringer for Cara Delevingne and already has her royal status sealed up.
Whoever the future Queen to Kate and Wills' day-old Prince may be, we reckon they should take note of our 15 possible future wives. They don't call us Cilla Black for nothin'.
Blue Ivy Carter is basically the princess of pop anyway, so this whole royalty malarkey isn't going to bother her.
Queen B and Kate Middleton in the same family? It's like all of our Disney fantasies combined with a humungous bonus and a free house all rolled into one.
Princess Leonor of Spain can not only talk five languages (we hope txt talk and Simlish are two of those, otherwise we feel hugely inadequate), but she loves going on long family walks with her pet dogs.
Also, she rocks a floral dress waaaaaay better than us, at the humble age of eight. So she's a liiiiitle bit older than the royal baby, but she can show him how it's done can't she?
Not only is Princess Estelle of Sweden absolutely beautiful (and a bit of a looky-likey for Cara Delevninge, no?) but she's already a Princess and she looks damn precious in white.
Plus, from what we've heard, she's already a bit of a star in front of the cameras, and any future Queen of England is certainly going to need that. We reckon she'll have all the charisma that Lady Di and Kate Middleton have, if not more...
Suri Cruise might just eat the royal baby alive. She looks like she's got it in her to be a bit of a wild cougar and diva, and there's no doubt she'd settle in well to Buckingham Palace.
We're not sure how we'd feel about a Scientology wedding or future monarch, plus, we're pretty sure the Queen Mother would be rolling in her grave at the paprazzi tanturms this little madam is sure to pull out...
Katie Price and her new hubby's offspring isn't even confirmed as a girl yet, but we're already giggling at the prospect of Kate Middleton and Jordan sitting down to plan a wedding together.
Go on, just picture it, we dare you.
Haven Warren is the adorable daughter of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren. Plus points about this little American Beauty is that she's sure to inherit her mum's green-face inducing looks, and her love of all things clean and lean. We hear Kate Middleton loves a bit of yoga and healthy eating, and judging by that murky green smoothie next to Haven, she'll have plenty to chat to her future mum-in-law about.
Penelope Scotland Disick has basically won this competiton already. Firstly, thanks to mum Kourtney Kardashian's dress sense, little Penelope is already used to wildly extravagant head-pieces.
Secondly, she's beautiful isn't she?
Thirdly, her middle name is Scotland. That's SCOTLAND, as in she's basically British. Damn, that baby's more patriotic than us, she HAS to marry the royal baby.
The cougar jokes have been endless since that relationship with Harry Styles, but we had to throw her into our round-up of possible royal baby future wives.
Plus, a member of the royal family with dip-dye hair and legs constantly paraded in micro mini shorts? The look on the Queen's face would just be too much.
Peter Andre and girlfriend Emily Macdonagh have just announced they're expecting, following those tummy-patting red carpet snaps. We're already counting down the years until Peter Andre's stripping to his pants to laze on a piano and serenade the happy couple on their wedding day. End of.
Eleonore of Belgium has her royal pose down to a tee - she looks more graceful than we could ever wish to be. With a family of three siblings, she's used to a manic house (although obvs Buckingham Palace is never anything less than serene, right?)
Can we just adopt her now?
North West. Just North West-Windsor. Funny, no?
Although we haven't yet spied Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's offspring, we bet she's a bit of a beauty. But more than anything, our mind's are working in overtime right now thinking about how amazing the reality TV show would be.
Behind-the-scenes shots of the Queen playing Candy Crush on her phone, and Kate Middleton slobbing out on the sofa to watch Eastenders - we've got our fingers crossed.
Amalia of The Netherlands is educated in a state school. You can't say you don't alove her already.
She's got two little sisters, so she's a born leader and ready to rule the roost as Queen of England. Plus, that wave is already so well rehearsed...
Harper Beckham. There was no question that we'd have to sneak a pic of David Beckham into this gallery, because, well, he's beautiful in'he?
Dave's basically already mates with the Royal Family, so it'll be no biggie if Harper grows up to be Queen, and if her toddler wardrobe is anything to go by, she's going to give Kate Middleton some serious competition in the style stakes. Watch your back, Kate!
Ingrid of Norway is already a keen skier, and 'fess up, how many snaps of Kate Middleton and Prince William skiing as kids have you seen? LOTS.
Plus, her dad has been very hands-on with her upbringing, even changing her nappies himself. We love an unconventional, yet down-to-earth monarch.
Our Deputy Editor Maria Coole has put her three-year-old daughter forward for the role of future Queen.
In her words: "He would be her toyboy prince. So modern.
As a London Welsh I will then be the Queen Mother-in-Law-of Wales. This HAS to happen!
She would definitely up the hair stakes in the Windsor gene pool. They need all the help they can get."