TOWIE’s James Argent Joins A Dating Website!

TOWIE’s James Argent has popped up on an online dating website – and it’s all thanks to his BFF, Joey Essex.

When this link landed in our inbox, we almost choked on our cup of tea – we mean, it’s barely been five minuets since ‘Arg’ spit from Gemma Collins, and he’s already getting back in the game.

The ad, which was written by Joey and appears on, reads: “Quite Funny when he wants to be. He’s very romantic. He’s not into sports but he likes musical theatre and plays tennis when Wimbledon is on! He does brick wall people quite a lot – it’s a lack of concentration on his part. If he was slimmer hes handsome, but when he’s fat he doesn’t look good. Status: currently losing weight.” (sic)

Can anyone make any sense of that? He adds: “He has a nice hairline, thick hair – and good teeth (fake) , and nice eyes and thick eyebrows like Justin Bieber!”

James writes: “I am looking for a well spoken , bubbly, fun person who might have similar interests to me. Wouldn’t mind coming to see theatre shows with me, could be from essex don’t mind! Get in touch and we can go for a drink!” (sic)

So if you love big brows like Bieber’s and want to crop up in an episode of TOWIE, ladies – erm… get in touch! RM