Being single on Valentine’s Day can be absolutely fine. Heck, it can actually be fun.
Who doesn’t want an excuse to party with their gals? EXACTLY.
And at least we’ll save ourselves from adding to the growing list of Valentine’s Day horror stories.
But it doesn’t matter how sassy, strong and independent we are, there are still a few things that might grate on us this February 14th…
1. Just love.
That stuff can be pretty SICKENING.
Let’s be honest.
2. It’s literally IMPOSSIBLE to eat on February 14th if you’re not in a couple
Set menus. Seriously, what’s that all about?
Single people need food too, you know.
3. The Valentine’s theme can’t be contained
But what if we don’t want to wear red to this club night?
4. The pity
No, V-Day cards from the dog are not appreciated.
5. Music suddenly gets really, really cheesy
You can’t turn on the radio without hearing a chain of love songs.
6. Stear clear of Facebook
ALL the engagement stories. Literally, nobody cares.
7. PDA pictures
You don’t need to prove your love on the internet, guys.
8. All the creeps that suddenly crawl out of the woodwork
Valentine’s Day cards aren’t welcome when they’re from the weird guy that lives two doors down.
9. Get a room
“As much as I’m loving to watch you eat your boyfriend’s face as you sit opposite me on the tube, wouldn’t you prefer the privacy?”