Um. So we think we need to talk about Leonardo DiCaprio and Laura Whitmore.
Judging by recent reports, we may be about to see a very exciting new celebrity relationship blossoming. Ooh.
These rumours started flying after the BAFTAs on Sunday, when the pair were allegedly seen getting cosy together at a star-studded after party.
An onlooker at London’s Rosewood Hotel claimed the pair were ‘all over each other’. But unfortunately for all the romantics out there, we’ve got a few issues with this story.
Firstly, ‘all over each other’ probably just means they were chatting. We mean, we ARE talking about perpetual bachelor DiCaprio here.
The source told The Sun: ‘Leonardo was completely taken by Laura. She was playing it cool but he made a beeline for her and they instantly started flirting.
‘She loved the attention and they were all over each other, getting on like a house on fire.’
Since then, snaps of the pair have emerged online. And in them, it looks as though they’re, er, chatting. Surprise surprise.
It also seems to have been forgotten that Laura – who hosted the BAFTAs red carpet – is believed to be dating Sunset Sons’ Rory Williams.
And while Leo recently ended his short-lived relationship with American model Kelly Rohrbach, he’s a pretty busy man right now.
After winning the Best Actor In A Leading Role BAFTA for his role as Hugh Glass in The Revenant, he’s vying for the same gong at the Oscars in two weeks.
Oh, and let’s not forget the fact that he was spotted kissing another famous lady at the ceremony…
Hmm. They do make a pretty good-looking couple though, right?