23 Of Donald Trump’s Most Unbelievable Quotes

When it comes to ridiculous quotes, Donald Trump is king. 

Since announcing that he would be running for President, those corkers have just kept on coming. Whether he’s discussing business, immigration or women, Mr Trump’s quotes always promise to be controversial.

But seriously now, what could he possibly say next?!

To keep you amused, we thought it would be LOLs to look back at some of the most outrageous things that have ever come out of Donald Trump’s mouth. Brace yourselves…

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1. “I do not wear a wig”

2. “You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass”



3. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke”

4. “I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I’m very rich”



5. “If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country – I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!”

6. “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better”



7. “My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth”

8. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her”



9. “An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud”

10. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people”



11. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected”

12. “26,000 unreported sexual assults [sic] in the military — only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?”



13. “Katy Perry must have been drunk when she married Russell Brand – but he did send me a really nice letter of apology”

14. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man. He made a good decision”



15. “Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault”

17. “We will have so much winning if I get elected you may get bored with winning. Believe me. We are going to start winning big league”



18. “The point is, you can never be too greedy”

19. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing noncompetitive”



20. “Sadly, the American dream is dead. But if I get elected president, I will bring it back, bigger and better than ever”

21. “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body”



22. “The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald”

23. “The big problem this country has is being politically correct”