5 emotions you will go through in five seconds as you open your results

Let’s face it, you’ve been thinking about this very moment since the hungover morning after your final exam. Whether the results are exactly what you wanted – or exactly what you didn’t – wrenching open that envelope at school is bound to be a traumatic affair.

Here are the five expressions you will probably terrify people with as you digest those marks. Warning: it ain’t pretty.

1. You’ve TOTALLY got this

2. This is actually way more terrifying than when you wore uniform to school on Non Uniform Day.

3. In a panic, you’ve totally forgotten how to understand the alphabet 

4. Mis-reading a B for an E, and being convinced your life has ended.

5. You’ve passed! Boom. Bring on Freshersssssss