19 Thoughts We All Have During The January Sales

1) Sales shopping on Boxing Day is a such a great idea

I’ve got a day off work, vouchers to use and everyone will be full of cheer after Christmas.

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2) Hmmmm. Why is the traffic so bad?

Also, why are the cark parks ALL full?

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3) Oh God. People are everywhere

They’re actually swarming like flies. And they don’t look cheerful.

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4) Right, I’ll take a look in Topshop

I’m sure to find a bargain here.

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5) So I’ll just wait for everyone around the rail to move

It’s fine, I’ve got all day.

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6) IT’S BEEN THREE MINUTES. WHAT IS THIS?

I’m not sure how much longer I can hover awkwardly in the corner without being questioned by security.

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6) Screw it. It’s time to get pushy

Let’s take a deep breath and squeeze in.

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7) Ooh. That top looks pretty

But it’s three sizes too small.

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8) What about these trousers?

Nope. Not gonna get into them either.

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9) But I’ve come all this way! I can’t leave empty-handed

These sunglasses are cute. They’ll look super-chic when the weather’s a little bit warmer.

In eight months.

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10) Maybe I’ll just have a quick look at the non-sale section…

Oh for God’s sake. I want everything.

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11) Well, I suppose I do have vouchers

Why not treat myself to this bag? And these shorts? They’ll definitely be the only full-price items I buy.

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12) Onto the next store. I’ve got a good feeling about this one

Er. Why are all the clothes on the floor?

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13) I feel so sorry for people who work in retail right now

They deserve a pay rise. And a knighthood.

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14) I can’t deal with this. It’s time for a coffee

Hang on, why are there no free seats? And HOW many children are screaming?

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15) NO MORE OF THIS

I’m going home to watch a Christmas movie. It’s what the holidays are all about, right?

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16) I’d forgotten about the traffic jams. *Sigh*

Whhhhhyyyyy.

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17) Mmmmm, being indoors is lovely. I’ll just chill out on the sofa

So relaxing.

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18) Perhaps I’ll casually browse the ASOS website…

Y’know, only to kill time.

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19) CRAP. Bye bye, £70

*Shopping guilt washing over me*

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Maybe we’ll have better luck next year, eh?