Behold! Your Perfect Halloween Costume, As Told By Your Birthday

If you’re still struggling to decide upon a brilliant Halloween costume to don next weekend, this brilliant chart has come in the nick of time to sort out all of your dress up woes.

A Twitter user, who goes by the username @SadFaceOtter, has bestowed upon the land this glorious chart, which will help you find your ideal Halloween costume using the date and month of your birth.

Kind of like working out your porn star name using your first pet’s name and the street you grew up on, this method sees your birth month determine an adjective, and your birth date a corresponding noun.

To illustrate the point, I’ll personally demonstrate it for you. My birthday is on the 10th of September, so my perfect Halloween costume would see me dress up as a *drum roll*…

…Sexy Lamppost. Sure.

Take the test to see what you wind up with. If your birthday just so happens to fall on the 26th or the 28th of any given month, we feel your pain.

Still not feeling it? Check out these brilliant celebrity Halloween costumes, as seen on the A-list. What we’d give to see one of that starry lot pull off a Dirty 5p Carrier Bag – we’re looking at you, Heidi Klum…

By Maxine Eggenberger