Snog half the boys on your floor of Halls of Residence and spend the next 6 moths avoiding them.
Find a nightclub with a vibrating dance floor where it’s 50p a drink.
Spend 20 pounds and realise you’ve had 40 drinks. And you’re on a vibrating dance floor.
Pre-drinks ‘punch’ which is pretty much anything alcoholic you can get your hands on mixed with some orange squash.
You’ll make a mate in halls who has the full freshers itinerary revised and every possible fancy dress theme covered.
Raid said new mate’s cupboards after a night out as their mum has stocked it full before they dropped you off.
Then pretend you don’t know anything about it next morning.
Get lost in town/the student union on night out.
Eat cheesy chips after every night out.
Get Fresher’s Flu (basically death)
Sign up for hockey/netball trials knowing that you’ll never actually go but at least you got to chat to the rugby team manning the next stall.
Make friends with your halls neighbour and quickly realise they are soooo boring but you can’t rid of them.
Shrink your favourite clothes in the communal laundry room at halls.
Have clothes stolen from the communal laundry room at halls.
You will sign up to every society your uni has. And never attend one event.
You’ll become instant BFFs with your next door neighbours. Then never speak to them again after freshers week is over.
You’ll buy every single textbook on your course reading list. But you’ll never read them. (Sadly true, we all spent hundreds!)
Repeating your name/course/hometown approximately 5,000 times (and forgetting everyone else’s in about 3 seconds)