This List Of Things Women Shouldn’t Wear Over 30 Is LOLS

Remember when you were a teenager and were constantly being told to ‘go and change into something more appropriate’ when you waltzed down to your parents in bum-skimming bodycon?

Well, let’s just say it doesn’t get any easier as you get older. Because for centuries, us women have been ruled by what’s appropriate when it comes to dressing for our age. And you know what? It’s NOT okay.

Which is why, when this list of ‘top 20 things no woman should wear after 30’ went viral on the Internet, women all over rejoiced. 

Because actually, once you read it, you’ll totally get it.

Prepare to LOL (a lot)…

Top 20 Things NO WOMAN Should Wear after 30, by Twitter user Molly Manglewood.

1. Untested jetpack

2. Meat tunic in feral dog country

3. Twigs superglued to body in shape of dress

4. High heels if you’re getting chased in a horror movie

5. Deer costume in the woods during hunting season 

6. Shirt made of wasps

7. Full suit of armour in the pool

8. Fake bomb vest at airport

9. Necklace made of human ears

10. A sampler of endangered animal skins

11. Cursed amulets

12. Mohair sweater that is currently on fire

13. Police uniform that you stole from a police officer

13. The One Ring

15. Anything covered in chum

16. Fur accessories such as live pet hyenas

17. Glitter eyeshadow that contains botfly pheromones

18. Loafers that are actually just dead seagulls you jammed your feet into

19. Leaky backpack full of cream of mushroom soup

20. Booty shorts with military secrets written on butt