7 Cats That Totally Sum Up Every Hangover

1. The false dawn

Hangover?

Pfft, I feel GREAT.

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Hold up… Nope, still drunk. 

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2. The fetal.

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.

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MUM, HOLD ME. 

3. Give me ALL the water

WHY didn’t I do that soft-drink-inbetween-alchohlic-beverages thing?

Now my throat is on fire. And my tongue feels suspiciously like sand paper. Winning. 

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4. OH THE HANXIETY.  

No. No. NO.  I didn’t do THAT, did I?

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TIP: Don’t check your inbox or your last dialled list. 

5. 
The hang snuggles

I feel awful so i’m just going to smother you, ok?

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6. The hold on, where am I?

Hello hangover, think I’ll just pull my duvet over my head.

Where’s my duvet?

Hold on, where am I?

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7. The ugly

No, funnily enough I didn’t take my make-up off last night.

Yes, it feels awful.

Now shut up and let me peel the pillow from my face… 

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