17 Thoughts Every Girl Has When Wearing Heels

Heels. They look amazing – but can also be the most painful things in the world.

And while A-listers such as Victoria Beckham, Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian are almost never seen in flats, most of us find them a little tricky.

So unless you’re a total heels pro (we’re looking at you, Vic), you’ll definitely relate to these thoughts…

1) These are the most beautiful things in the world

*Drools*.

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2) Ooh. Don’t they make my legs look long?

I’m basically a supermodel right now.

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3) And my bum is so pert

Khloe Kardashian, eat your heart out.

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4) Hmmm. They look quite comfy

Could this really be the pair that don’t cripple me? (I already know I’m kidding myself, but I don’t care).

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5) These better not ruin my pedicure

Peep-toes can be dangerous.

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6) Oh yes. The clip-clop noise

I sound like I’ve got all the power.

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7) And I could do some real damage if I needed to

Just saying.

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8) But can I actually walk?

Good question. Only time will tell.

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9) I’ll definitely break my ankle if I fall over

Please, please, please let me stay upright.

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10) And what if my heel gets caught in a crack?

I’LL BE STUCK THERE FOREVER.

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11) Okay, it’s fine. I can do this

I’m sure I’m just being silly.

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12) Erm. That noise is getting kinda annoying

Can’t exactly make a quiet getaway, can I?

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13) OUUUUUUCCCCHHHHH

Why does it suddenly feel like my toes are being stabbed by boiling hot pins?

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14) It may be time to give up

If I take the heels off, my feet will end up covered in dirt. If I keep them on, I’ll pass out. Catch 22 at its worst.

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15) That’s it. They’re coming off

Thank. God.

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16) Let’s inspect the injuries

Welcome to my toes, 139284234 blisters.

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17) Just gotta wait this recovery period out

It’s not even like the pain ends straight away. I’m officially throwing all my heels away and investing in flats in every colour.

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(…Okay, that’s a lie).