Tinder Lines: The Good, The Bad And The Seriously Funny

Tinder, Tinder, Tinder… An innocent swipe to the right can open a whole host of hilarity. Tinder Lines are today’s cheesy chat up lines and boy, do some people get creative. So creative that Tinderlines.com is our favourite lunchtime click and the brilliant Tinder Nightmares was set up in honour of the truly funny/dirty/sweet and downright awful with people sending in screenshots of the real messages they’ve received. Here are LOOK’s favourites… Get ready to cringe…

 

THE GOOD

 

Definitely too good to be true guy (but we like his originality)

So exhausted. Been playing with my nephew and his new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed the homeless. Anyway, how’s you?

The Clever Compliment…

Hey I’m currently on the phone with Apple. I’m complaining that they have it all wrong. On iTunes it doesn’t show that you’re the hottest single right now!

What A Comeback…

Man: Roses are red, violets are blue, we’re a match on Tinder, I think we should screw

Girl: Red are the birds, blue is the sea, it’ll take more than a poem, to get inside of me

Direct To The Point…

*some cheesy pick up line* blah blah blah. Tinder tinder tinder. Haha joke here a inappropriate message there. Can I have your number?

 

a couple on a date tinder What’s the worst Tinder line someone’s ever used on you?

 

THE BAD

 

Too Much Too Soon…

Hi Alyssa!  This is Jordan’s mother.  I check his profile every evening to see if he got a match.  I wanted to let you know you are his first one!  Our family is so excited that you two are together.  We were beginning to get worried we would never have grandkids lol!  Anyways best of luck to you two!

Ugh. Just Ugh…

I am so out of your league.

Is He 16?…

I am a confident, good kisser and expert fondler. Sometimes funny. All I am interested in today is making out and playing with boobs. You wanna meet up? I have also showered, flossed and brushed. I smell lovely.

Please No…

I’m holding a seminar this weekend for girls who can’t achieve orgasm. Call me if you can’t come.

Desperation Never Wins…

Please sleep with me.  Please.  Pretty please.  I’m so lonely.  I haven’t slept with anyone in a very long time and you are so good looking.  Please do me the favor of having sex with me. 

Already Too Intense…

How often do you drink alcohol? Are you religious? Do you like literature? What is your bra size? Do you speak Italian?

 

THE SERIOUSLY FUNNY

 

Oh Dear…

Before I start hitting on you I’m wondering if you have any issues with small penises.

Yeah, Tell Us He’s Joking…

Do you need a stud in your life? Because I have an std but all I need is u ;P

Something tells us this isn’t Calvin Harris…

I’m a DJ biyatch. I spin records. Now gimme dat ass.

We Admire The Honesty…

Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I’ll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night… Or 15 minutes… Actually probably more like 5.

Keep Going…

Hey how was your weekend?

I would totally let you take me to brunch tomorrow.

This is so us. Me doing all the talking and you sitting there looking all cute.

Um…

I would crawl through 2 miles of broken glass, in a snowstorm, just to hear you fart through a payphone.

 

Had any good ones – and by that we mean hilariously bad ones, obvs – yet? Tell us yours @lookmagazine