This Is The Most Embarrassing Date Story You’ll Ever Read

Thought you had some dating horrors up your sleeve? They will all seriously pale in comparison to @_blotty who tweeted the MOST MORTIFYING DATE STORY we have ever heard.

The opening line explains a little…

 

 





Then something happened…



 

And then she did what we would ALL do…



Then some decisions were made…











 

 

 

Oh, it carries on…





It was time to PHONE A FRIEND…

 

 



Luckily, an opportune moment presented itself…





 

 









For sharing this story and the lesson that came with it we can only applaud you @_blotty.

THANK YOU!