1. THE ‘LADS’
They come in a pack, and can usually be found by the bar…
You’ll hear them before you see them.
2. THE GUY WITH A GIRLFRIEND
He spent the whole night flirting with you, he’s cute and appears to be single – but then he casually mentions he has a girlfriend.
3. THE HOPELESS DRUNK
He’s easily the most drunk person in the club – AKA the reason you have vodka and coke down your dress.
(If you bump into me ONE more time!!)
4. THE WINGMAN
100% dedicated to getting his friend some action.
5. THE GUY WHO IS FULL OF HIMSELF
Known for glancing around the club and taking photos with everyone.
He usually has a Magnum of drink at his private booth and is convinced he is Instagram famous…
Soz, but probably true.
6. THE WATCHER
He’s been watching you for a solid five hours and you are definitely starting to get creeped out…
We know we are magnificent, but there is no need to stare.
PLEASE BLINK… I BEG YOU!
7. THE HANDY-MAN
And we don’t mean the useful kind!
He has his dirty paws way too close to you and he’s not taking the hint…
LEAVE ME ALONE!
8. YOUR NEW BFF, AKA THE BEST DANCER
That’s what we are here for!
He has better moves than you and it’s both impressive AND annoying.
He doesn’t want to crack on with you, he just wants to bust a few moves.
9. THE ‘INBETWEENERS’
A group of guys who mean no harm, they just want to ‘dance’ (well, fist-pump and bounce).
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Yes, he exists.
He might swoop in and offer to buy you a drink, but he’ll expect nothing but nice conversation in return.
Plus, he is SUPER dreamy. Or is that just the alcohol talking?
By Megan Wiseman