21 Things That Happen On Every Girls’ Night Out

Girls’ nights out. You’ve gotta love ’em.

From the pre-drinks to the club to the (inevitable) stop-off in a kebab shop on your way home, every lady knows that there are some very definite stages to an evening with your BFFs.

Off out tonight? We’re pretty sure *all* of these things will happen to you…

1) You text your friends in a panic about what you’re going to wear

‘Are you going for skirt and a top? Or a dress? Are you wearing heels? I’ll do what you do.’

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2)
The girls arrive at yours to get ready

You get your iTunes party playlist going, plaster on the foundation and basically feel like Kim Kardashian preparing for the Grammys.

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3)
You change your outfit approximately 297424 times

‘I LOOK HORRIBLE IN EVERYTHING. I’M NOT GOING OUT. I’M THE UGLIEST HUMAN ALIVE. AAAARGH.’

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4)
Everyone tells each other how AH-mazing they look

You’re so going to be the hottest group in the club.

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5)
One word: Pre-drink

This will probably involve Never Have I Ever, beer pong, out of tune singing and rambling conversations about the last hilarious time you got drunk together.

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6) The mandatory gossip about boys

Warning: Tipsy Tinder can be dangerous.

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7)
It’s time to get a taxi into town

You’ll try to sneak in a plastic bottle of vodka and lemonade and will immediately become best mates with your driver.

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8)
You arrive at the bar

Because a couple of cosmos can make anyone feel like they belong in Sex And The City, dahling.

Plus, it’s not that pricey if you get in before happy hour’s over.

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9) SELFIES!

You need to get as many photos as possible before your false lashes start sliding off and you spill a drink down your top.

Upload to Instagram/Twitter/Facebook with the hashtags #friends #love and #girlsnight.

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10) But someone won’t like them

Cue 100 re-takes.



 

10) You’re in the queue for the club… for what feels like 18 hours

Why didn’t you bring a coat? 🙁

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11) But now you’re IN

Your woes have been forgotten and you’re heading straight for the bar.

Someone will excitedly shout out: ‘SHOTS!’

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12)
You get low on the dancefloor

And clearly look exactly like Beyoncé.

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13) There’s a ridiculous queue for the toilets

Why do girls take SO. LONG. IN. THE. CUBICLES?

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14) However, this gives you ample opportunity to make new friends

Seriously. We don’t understand how everyone in there such a total babe?!

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15) The tune you requested from the DJ *finally* comes on

…but you’ve lost your squad. NOOOO.



 

16) You have a beautiful reunion

Time for more selfies. Oh God, these ones definitely won’t make it on to Facebook.

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17) You have a silly fight because your friend is drunk and just told you how she really feels about your boyfriend

Cue crying and running back to the toilet.

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18)
She comes in, apologises and you have a DMC (deep meaningful conversation)

‘I love you sooooOOOoOOOoo much.’ ‘I love you mooooooooore.’ ‘You’re the best friend EVEEeeEER.’

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19) The heels come off

SO MUCH PAIN.

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20) You stumble out of the club and head straight for the kebab shop

Cheesy chips, please. Yum yum.

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21) You get home and pass out in your full outfit. Including jewellery.

Oh. And those chips will probably still be lying by your bed (uneaten) tomorrow morning. Mmmm.

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