We think an 11-year-old girl may have just delivered the sassiest break-up ltext we’ve ever seen.
In a new tweet that’s gone totally viral, Madi Nickens, a 17-year-old from Texas, decided to post her 11-year-old sister’s hilarious dumping texts to her boyfriend with the whole of Twtitter.
Captioned: ‘HAHAHAHAH oh my god my sister’s “official break up” with her bf’, the series of tweets sees her little sis starting by telling her boyfriend Joey that SHE KNOWS he was seen hanging out in the park with a girl called ‘Natalie.’
‘We need to talk’, she begins.
What follows next is an amazing conversation about how she once bought Joey a Starbucks frapuccino so she must have loved him really, before the scorned 11-year-old delivers her final burn.
‘Ding ding ding oh what was that oh yeah the elevator cause your not on my level’, she writes. If that isn’t the perfect finale clanger, we don’t know what is.
Here’s 7 signs he’s so TOTALLY not on your level, honey.
1) He looks like a grown-up…
But clearly isn’t.
2) He makes derogatory comments about your body
Because he’s obviously a perfect physical specimen.
3) You open up, telling him something really personal
A day later he’s totally forgotten all about it.
4) You’re upset about something
And he automatically asks if it’s ‘that time of the month’…
5) He doesn’t like pizza
But pizza and movie nights are the best part of being in a relationship!
6) You settle in for an Orange is the New Black marathon
And he rolls his eyes.
7) He’s “hanging out in the park” with other girls
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Definitely a euphimism.
DING, DING, DING. He’s not on your level.