1. The false dawn
Pfft, I feel GREAT.
Hold up… Nope, still drunk.
2. The fetal.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
MUM, HOLD ME.
3. Give me ALL the water
WHY didn’t I do that soft-drink-inbetween-alchohlic-beverages thing?
Now my throat is on fire. And my tongue feels suspiciously like sand paper. Winning.
4. OH THE HANXIETY.
No. No. NO. I didn’t do THAT, did I?
TIP: Don’t check your inbox or your last dialled list.
The hang snuggles
I feel awful so i’m just going to smother you, ok?
6. The hold on, where am I?
Hello hangover, think I’ll just pull my duvet over my head.
Where’s my duvet?
Hold on, where am I?
7. The ugly
No, funnily enough I didn’t take my make-up off last night.
Yes, it feels awful.
Now shut up and let me peel the pillow from my face…